Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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