What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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