I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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