While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
