You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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