if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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