Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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