My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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