I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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