even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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