my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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