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I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.

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(270): I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you. http://tfl.nu/x17f

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i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.

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(973): i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex. http://tfl.nu/uspy

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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest

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(908): he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest http://tfl.nu/7o2d

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(514): View more from Quebec

take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.

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(514): take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk. http://tfl.nu/mcib

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.

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(215): Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come. http://tfl.nu/svxw

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(980): View more from North Carolina

I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.

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oh, you finally did the dishes then?

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No, bought new ones.

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(980): I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight. (704): oh, you finally did the dishes then? (980): No, bought new ones. http://tfl.nu/21up

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.

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(832): Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice. http://tfl.nu/bv8r

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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.

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(210): I want to break his glasses with my pelvis. http://tfl.nu/5x22

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(607): View more from New York

Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care

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I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.

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(607): Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care (315): I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt. http://tfl.nu/8ucq

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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.

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(850): I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin. http://tfl.nu/6a77

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I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...

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(512): I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to... http://tfl.nu/6eke

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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.

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(313): I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it. http://tfl.nu/dmoy

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(609): View more from New Jersey

17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.

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(609): 17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me. http://tfl.nu/mvi8

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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong

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(605): Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong http://tfl.nu/jxwn

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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN

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(267): MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN http://tfl.nu/0zjw

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