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A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds

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She started it, but I totally finished it.

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(404): A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds (404): She started it, but I totally finished it. http://tfl.nu/luqt

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my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen

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(781): my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen http://tfl.nu/zgta

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Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him

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college has opened so many doors for you

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(281): Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him (1-281): college has opened so many doors for you http://tfl.nu/e6am

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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.

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(312): Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer. http://tfl.nu/54ng

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(314): View more from Missouri

like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now

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(314): like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now http://tfl.nu/ltgd

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(973): View more from New Jersey

we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.

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(973): we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical. http://tfl.nu/h352

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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.

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(250): she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying. http://tfl.nu/nbti

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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for

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(304): Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for http://tfl.nu/goo7

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(203): View more from Connecticut

as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot

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it's gonna be a great weekend

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(203): as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot (1-203): it's gonna be a great weekend http://tfl.nu/mkok

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(315): View more from New York

i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.

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(315): i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night. http://tfl.nu/xhhx

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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!

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(307): Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!! http://tfl.nu/96d4

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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend

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(931): everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend http://tfl.nu/stvz

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wine lets you be on time to class apparently

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This is a dangerous realization

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(973): wine lets you be on time to class apparently (619): This is a dangerous realization http://tfl.nu/clwe

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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.

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You always make things weird.

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(863): Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower. (813): You always make things weird. http://tfl.nu/1vvg

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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.

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(805): The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it. http://tfl.nu/fb1m

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