Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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