Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.