yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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