pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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