Sry I called you an 8
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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