Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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