Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
It's Friday. Sex?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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