I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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