Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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