Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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