the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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