Where is the hickey?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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