The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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