Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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