guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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