Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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