I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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