im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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