In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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