Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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