fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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