so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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