I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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