I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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