You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think my fart just growled at me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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