how can u be prego again
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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