normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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