I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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