Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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