This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
