Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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