sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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