Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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