BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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