So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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