guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
