Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?