all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY