guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.