how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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