Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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