vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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