Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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