Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
