So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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