google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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