He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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